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trainthief

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing 

peristeronicsuperhero

no no no, you don’t understand the true level of spiteful here. The sender of a letter didn’t pay for the post in 1800. The receiver did. You just made your enemy pay for the privilege of being insulted.

ladyshinga

I’m starting to see why messengers were gettin’ shot

sophitiadreaming

@annabethbert we’d be sending ‘KWEEN’ to each other every day.

Source: trainthief
dreamingofthebluebox
quirkybrittany

i want to study at a British university

i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every nighti am also more likely to meet chavsOne Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.

i wish i was british :(

captainchancey

i want to study at a Soviet university

i will spell color as цвет and use degrees Communist. i would watch Семнадцать мгновений весны on Программа Один all night while drinking vodka with with my comrades. i’ll have borscht and potatoes every day that’s worth 5 rubles. I would go to Soviet rallies every night. i am also more likely to meet Cossacks, Kino, Bulat Okudzhava and Josef Stalin.

i wish i was soviet :(

Source: quirkybrittany-blog
letsboldlygomotherfuckers
tifalockharts

this article about some woman’s 21 y/o son coming home from school w/ a tattoo is THE funniest thing i have seen today

tifalockharts

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I’M SHRIEKING

regretityet

You guys.

gutmeats

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What the fuck

mustlearntoadult

SOMEONE LINK THE ARTICLE

wepon

a classic

panzercat

“I stand, a lone tyrannosaurus, bellowing at a world I don’t understand” this article is still an all time fave

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